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- What did one ____ say to the other? - You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
- How did the _____ propose to his girlfriend? - He gave her a ring.
- What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? - A __________.
- Why are _____ such good Christmas presents? - Because they make good stocking fillers
- Which animal is the worst at hiding? - The _____. It is always spotted.
- How did _____ win the football game? - The ghost of Christmas passed!
I sold our _______. It was just gathering dust.
- What did the full _____ say to the empty _____? -You look drunk.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a _____? - Frostbite.
- Knock knock. Who's there? - _____ - _____ who? - Don't cry, I'm only joking!
- Knock, knock! - Who's there? - _______. - _______ who? - _______ open til Christmas!
- Why is the _____ so calm? - Because nothing gets under his skin.
- Why don't sharks eat _____s? - Because they taste funny.
- What happens when a ______ throws a tantrum? - He has a meltdown.
I know a bunch of good jokes about _____, but they usually go over people’s heads.
- What’s the least-spoken language in the world? - _____________
- What did the ______ say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? - Wait, there's myrrh.
I don’t trust _____. They are always up to something.
- Why did the student eat his homework? - Because his teacher said it was a ________
- What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? - He gives them the _____.